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The Clumsy Diaries

I’m starting this blog post having only a few minutes ago tipped yet another pint of water on the sofa and myself. What can I say, being clumsy comes naturally for me. When I was younger one of my uncles would ask if I wanted my drink or whether he should just chuck it on the floor, because that’s where most of them inevitably ended.

Girl wearing pink trousers, a white slogan t-shirt and black leather jacket, swinging a transparent bag
Close up on girl wearing pink trousers, a white slogan t-shirt and black leather jacket.

What can I say, being clumsy comes naturally for me.

So I got this idea of a sort of “clumsy diaries” where I will basically share with you my clumsy mishaps over here and hopefully… maybe you’ll share yours with me over DM or in the comments so I don’t feel like a complete fanny flap.

Girl wearing pink trousers, a white slogan t-shirt and black leather jacket, swinging a transparent bag down an alley way
Close up on girl wearing pink trousers, a white slogan t-shirt and black leather jacket.

So where do I start?

Do I start from as far back as I can remember, or do I start with my fairly recent misfortunes like where I forgot that I was sat with a pint of water and got up to wash up my lunch remains and the entire thing fell on me and the sofa? I still have a soggy bum for those of you who’d like to know.

Lets take it back to a week or two ago…

Because this is the most recent accident I can think of, and I feel like it’s actually pretty impressive! I wouldn’t be able to do it again even if I wanted to!

If you follow me on Instagram (if you’re not, why not?) you would have seen my frustrated story telling of my misfortune. So there I am minding my own business at Guy’s, watching Gossip Girl and playing Sims (the best way to be btw) but I was really slouched on his bed and needed to readjust myself. So what do I do? What any normal person does, obviously! I put my arms out and leaned on the closest things next to me and pushed myself up. Great success! Except it wasn’t. Because good ol’ Abi had leaned on Guy’s side-table-draw-things and tilted them, somehow opening the draws and tipping my mug of tea (that I had partially finished) into Guy’s draws.

FML, honestly.

I know, and there’s more to come! Stay tuned for more of my clumsy experiences! And please share with me your embarrassing stories so I know I’m not alone!

Make sure to catch up on my previous post “Learning to drive and passing that dreaded test”

Girl wearing pink trousers, a white slogan t-shirt and black leather jacket, swinging a transparent bag down an alley way
Close up on girl wearing pink trousers, a white slogan t-shirt and black leather jacket.
Girl wearing pink trousers, a white slogan t-shirt and black leather jacket, swinging a transparent bag down an alley way.
Close up on a girl wearing pink trousers, a white slogan t-shirt and black leather jacket.
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4 Comments

  1. 07/06/2019 / 23:13

    Hahaha I just had to read this post because I’m the clumsiest person I’ve ever known! So you are definitely not alone, don’t worry! 😊

    One of my biggest fails was when I was eating a curry in bed (smart idea I know) :/ and my partner walked and was like ‘wtf are you doing, you know you’re going to drop that all over the bed, and these are new bedsheets!!!’ And I got the right hump but calmly put the plate on the bedroom floor and told him I will not be spoken to like I’m some kind of moron and as I went to make my swift and smooth exit strut, I stomped right in the plate of curry and then went on to tread it all over the carpet, panicking and yelling ‘my sock, my sock!!!!!’

    The worst part was the ‘I told you so’ *face palm* that and the what was then an inedible rather delicious plate of chicken curry, and a completely stained bedroom floor.

    Love Lozza xo
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    • abinunn
      Author
      08/06/2019 / 15:16

      I’m so glad I’m not!
      I honestly can’t believe your story you shared OML I laughed OUT LOUD and had to share with Guy! This is SO something I would do and I can see this playing out, it’s like something out of a sitcom!

  2. 17/07/2019 / 11:03

    Girl! I so get this I am so clumsy it is stupid! I don’t really wear white because I full well know I will get something down me! Loved reading this x

    • abinunn
      Author
      22/07/2019 / 19:54

      Maaaaate I just invested in some white jeans and I am SOO scared to stain them!

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